Max Steel’s Adventures of Kung Fu Panda/Transcript

Here is the transcript of

Opening

 * Po: [narrating] Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.


 * [The Dragon Warrior enters the shop filled with ferocious animal-like thugs. Several of them were holding bunny villagers hostage. The Dragon Warrior sits down and eats his meal.]


 * Gang Boss: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist! [pounds the table]


 * Po: [narrating] The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. [The Dragon Warrior raises his hand.] Then he swallowed. [The Dragon Warrior swallowed his meal.] And then he spoke.


 * Dragon Warrior: Enough talk. Let's fight! SHA-SHA-BOOEY!


 * [The Dragon Warrior delivers a series of punches and kicks and the whole gang goes flying in various directions.]


 * Po: [narrating] He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!


 * Ninja Cat: My eyes!


 * Gator Bandit: He's too awesome!


 * Female Bunny: And attractive.


 * Male Bunny: How can we repay you?


 * Dragon Warrior: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness. [One hundred assassins appear and surround the warrior. The entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with ninjas.] KABLOOEY! [The roof explodes and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twists and kicks them away rapidly.]


 * Po: [narrating] It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity.


 * [Two groups of thousands of foes leap at the warrior while in the air, but with a single flashy move he sends them flying. The beaten warriors plummet into the lake like rain as the warrior treks back across the bridge.]


 * Po: [narrating] Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved. [He looks up towards the Jade Palace, where a group of five warriors stand in various poses.] Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master.


 * [The Five leap down from the palace, land in front of the warrior, and bow respectfully, before flanking in positions on both sides of him.]


 * Monkey: We should hang out.


 * Dragon Warrior: Agreed.


 * [The Five strike an attack pose, as they face an army of thousands of bandits.]


 * Po: [narrating] But hanging out would have to wait. 'Cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of Demon Mountain— [He slices off the heads of the bandits' spears with a shiny green sword and leaps into battle with the Five.] ... there's only one thing that matters. And that's—


 * [Freezing in mid-air, the Five suddenly talk to the warrior in a strange voice.]


 * Monkey: Po! Get up!


 * Tigress: You'll be late for work!


 * Dragon Warrior: Whuh?


 * [The warrior suddenly falls, and Po lands hard on a wooden floor of his own room, revealing that the whole battle was actually a dream. He tries to clear his head and wake up.]


 * Mr. Ping: Po! Get up!


 * [Po looks around his room and see that it's filled with various kung fu posters (including a poster featuring all of the Five) and souvenirs, and a wooden version of the Sword of Heroes (the green sword). Po sighs and attempts to kick himself to his feet, but finds his belly too worthy a foe.]


 * Mr. Ping: Po! What are you doing up there?


 * Po: Uh, nothing! [He hops to his feet and faces his action figures.] Hi-ya! Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress! Grrraahh—

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 * [Outside on the balcony of the neighboring house, a pig watering flowers stares at Po. Po tries to play it cool and then quickly ducks out of sight.]

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(Later Max and his Team Turbo were in China)
 * Max McGrath: We’re here.

Shifu's training session with the Furious Five/Oogway's vision
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Max and his Team Turbo meet Po for the first time/Dragon Warrior tournament
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 * : Uh, Po, are you sure about this? This seems pretty dangerous.

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Max meets Shifu, Oogway, and the Furious Five

 * [Po wakes up from his impact as the Furious Five look down at him.]


 * Po: [groans] What's going on? Where, uh... [sees Oogway pointing at him] What are you pointing...Oh! Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.


 * Oogway: How interesting.


 * : Po! [appears in the crowd with his friends] Are you okay?


 * [The crowd gasps in surprise. The Furious Five, Shifu, and Oogway are also surprised.]


 * : Why is everyone looking at us like that?

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 * Oogway: Well, wax my shell! Humans and dinosaurs! Here in the Valley of Peace!

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 * Monkey: [observing Max’s legs] Look at that! He's got long legs like you, Crane.


 * Crane: That he does. [laughs] But he sure doesn't have a beak, wings, or any feathers either.


 * Mantis: He doesn't have an antenna. That's for sure.


 * Viper:


 * Tigress: [sniffs Rook] What an unusual creature.